The urban people need desperate help ...and though me do not prefer the urban areas, me not quick to laugh at them, but instead try to understand their plight. It be not their fault, yet it be their decision whether to listen or dismiss what comes their way. Even on the sea, or ye could say, especially on the sea, ye often get every wind of doctrine blowin' ...'n ye must keep a stern watch to keep yer ship on course, or ye could fall in with a coarse bunch of scallywags. Scallywags have gotten a bad name, yet the intent was good ...it's just that those who disagree often start callin' names to take the attention away from their weak arguments. Not all pirates are for just making money at the expense of whoever is unfortunate to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Yes, me the kind of pirate who is against shipping slaves ...and their own people selling them to others to share the profit. No, me cannot tolerate any idea that anyone can own another ...nor can they then sell another. Me got called to the sea, not because me was mean ...but, 'cause me was meanin' to try to escape myself, 'n not be owned by the way of life that seemed unnatural to me. But, now me returned to land to shore up me feelings, and perhaps help you with yours. Now, don't get me wrong ...your feelings are yours, and me don't want to own them. But, me don't want to see ye as a slave to someone else's ideas either. Often ideas seem to be yer friend, but they can hurt and cause great harm too.

Me decided to try to help the urban people, so me went to their dictionary to help define what me understood to be somewhat true. And me found their friendliness to let me add me own definition.

Now, don't get me wrong, me not making fun of anyone ...as me not sayin' any of ye are this person me call 'globie'.  And if'n ye just listen, ye don't have to be ...ye can just laugh with me, and be a bit grateful perhaps, as me was when me began to understand.

So, don't take offense ...nor take to the defense. None of us need to walk the plank ...we just got to remove it from our eye.

Okay, what do me refer to as a 'globie'??   

It be describin' a kind of person who is quick to accept the politically generated false narrative that we must urgently save the globe, that is to say, earth.  It doesn't matter whether it is global warming, or whether we are for one particular season seemingly going into another eventual ice age ...but, since the transition from global warming to global cooling may be too much of a change in the proposed argument, it simply becomes climate change.  And it is viewed as the biggest threat to our existence and possibly could cause the extinction of all present species, including us, the globies claim.

Chicken Little (this could be your professor or political leader) is gathering his/her minions of globies, ramping up the charge for this next election by putting fear into the minds of those who've given theirs over.  The cry is, "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"  Or the 'Oz'-zone character types who try to sweep certain selective facts under the rug, while utilizing that thar same broom to fly in the face of reality and sound judgment ---willingly ignoring the ices (ISIS), yet ready to stand their own superficial ground, fearing they will lose attention, and crying out about a perceive polar tragedy, "It's melting  ...it's melting!!" Yes, some globies will seize the moment to milk the outrage nursed by a media explosion of perceived attacks on their proclaimed inerrant logic, and melting the hearts of others who perceive them as hapless heroes being victimized by those who resent anyone willing to fight for another's freedoms ...while they can always withdraw and self-medicate those wounded emotions by watching 'Frozen' for the tenth time. (Yes, what's important to us globies is what is real for me, at this time.)

But, those who are like Chicken Little are not merely cute innocent fowl who don't know any better ...they are usually the type who get rather insulting if you disagree with them, and can become foul. They are not victims of society whom we can feel sorry for ...therefore excusing and often glorifying an angry, sometimes violent response.

No, we don't have to be minions ...as we are all sheeple who have gone astray ...we just need to return to the Good Shepherd, not run around like Chicken Little, or mindless minions.